Amazon Just Casually Dropped Its Big Fall Sale, And Thousands Of Products Are Discounted

Surprise! Amazon’s Big Fall sale is here, and the online retailer is offering major deals on pretty much everything. While you might be waiting for Black Friday to get those discounted home goods, you may want to check out what Amazon has to offer first. From Keurig’s coffee/espresso machine, to BISSELL’s hard floor mop clear and vacuum cleaner, to a variety of kids’ toys, Amazon hasn’t come to play with their Big Fall Sale. Chances are, you’ll at least get some smart holiday shopping done this week.

While literally *thousands* of products are on sale, these are some of our favorite deals.

Amazon Big Fall Sale home products

Lasko Ceramic Portable Space Heater with Adjustable Thermostat

Winter is coming. So before it actually *gets* cold, we need to prep ahead of time and make sure we’re going to stay warm. Even if you have central heat, you never know when things break down and you need that space heater in a pinch. Or, if you want to save a little bit and focus heating up one or two rooms versus the whole house, space heaters are financially-savvy. Lasko is a trusted brand, and this one in particular is great for the office or bedroom — you can safely leave it on a desk or on the floor. It comes with three quiet settings (fan only, low, and high heat). This will warm up about 300 square feet.

$34.25 AT AMAZON

You save 18%

Beautyrest Foot Pocket Soft Microlight Plush Electric Blanket

It’s an electric blanket with a FOOT POCKET. Hello, genius! For us humans whose feet get cold easily, this is a game-changer. This blanket is extra long (62” by 52”), so drape it over yourself and your kids/partner on the couch, when you’re hanging out in bed, etc. Especially on days your back aches or your cramps are a motherfucker, you will be extra thankful for this blanket.


You save 41%

BISSELL 20391 Hard Floor Mop Cleaner

Raise your hand if you can just never get that floor clean, no matter how long you spend on it, no matter how much you scream at the kids and dogs to not ruin it, and no matter how many expensive cleaning sprays you buy. It’s allllll about the mop. Which is why investing in a Bissell is a blessing that will pay off and save your sanity. This pro-level, powered mop safely cleans hard surfaces (including hardwood) and it includes soft touch pads for gentle cleaning as well as scrubby pads for tough, sticky messes. (BISSELL supports the BISSELL Pet Foundation and a portion of every purchase goes towards saving homeless pets.)

$99.99 AT AMAZON

You save 17%

Rivet Sheena Glam Tufted Velvet Shell Chair

I’m going to go ahead and call this the “mermaid chair” and while it’s certainly a statement-making chair, it’s functional, comfortable, and comes in three colors (the teal-colored one is the one on sale, though). Anyone who sees this chair will think you got it from West Elm (it’s Amazon Brand, surprise!).

$150.28 AT AMAZON

You save 15%

BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser Turbo Plus Lightweight Upright Vacuum Cleaner

If you have pets, then you know it’s near impossible to have a clear house. As soon as you vacuum the floor, it’s immediately covered in dog/cat hair five seconds later. I don’t know why, I don’t make the rules. The animal-loving brand BISSELL (a portion of all purchases goes towards saving homeless pets) created an ultra powerful vacuum that’s specifically designed to pick up hair and uses its Smart Seal Allergen System with optional Febreeze filter traps that eliminate allergens and odors while vacuuming. With tools like LED Crevice Tool, Pet Turbo Eraser Tool and 2-in-1 Pet Dusting Brush, this vacuum is the only match against your furry and destructive cuties.

$169.99 AT AMAZON

You save 26%

HP Neverstop Laser Printer 1001nw, Wireless Laser with Cartridge-Free Monochrome-Toner-Tank

Since many of us are WFH, we now *need* a good printer. Which is weirdly hard to come by, considering people have created self-driving cars (but for some reason I can’t find a printer that won’t stop jamming? Elon Musk, you should consider going in the printer industry, just sayin’). Anyway, this HP printer is the only printer I’ve ever used that has actually…worked? Well? It’s fast AF as a laser printer, is cost-effective (less than 1 cent per page), is wireless, so you can print something from the other room, and is Alexa-compatible. It’s truly the best you can do in the printer department. Until Tesla comes along with one, that is.

$249.89 AT AMAZON

You save 11%

Yankee Candle Large Jar Candle, Apple Pumpkin

Get festive up in here with this Apple Pumpkin Yankee candle on sale! As an unapologetic Yankee candle fan, I can attest how strong this candle is (you only need to light one for your entire home to smell like a pumpkin patch). This large jar will last you, but I usually buy a few to last me all season long.

$20.99 AT AMAZON

You save 25%

AmazonBasics Acrylic 8-Compartment Durable Makeup Jewelry Accessories Storage Organizer Tray

I may not be wearing much makeup anymore, but I still go all out with my skincare routine. This clear makeup organizer makes it actually easy to organize your products (versus opaque, which actually hides your stuff), and although its acrylic, the high-quality material appears as though it’s glass. You can also store other goods, like jewelry, hair accessories, cufflinks, etc. It comes with 8 individual compartments.

$13.55 AT AMAZON

You save 31%

Preference 2-Ply Embossed Toilet Paper

As Scary Mommy’s shopping editor, I never thought I’d be writing about toilet paper, but it’s 2020 and here we are. If you have TP PTSD from earlier this year when it became near impossible to find a single roll, use this sale as an opportunity to stock up (responsibly, obvs, no need to go crazy).

$49.28 AT AMAZON

You save 51%

Amazon Big Fall Sale kitchen deals

NutriBullet ZNBF30400Z Blender

Finally caved and decided to buy a NutriBullet? Get it on sale now and save $20. This 1200W blender can handle pretty much anything — smoothies, hot ingredients for soup, DIY dressings, you name it. There’s a reason why people love NutriBullets so much. With a 64oz blender, it can hold a ton of liquid, so no worries about your cup overfloweth. Best of all? It’s dishwasher-safe, so when you’re done, you can just toss it in the dishwasher. Yisssss.

$79.92 AT AMAZON

You save 20%

Keurig K-Cafe Coffee Maker, Single Serve K-Cup Pod Coffee, Latte and Cappuccino Maker

PSA: You don’t have to wait until Black Friday to score a good deal on a new coffee maker. This Keurig makes regular coffee, lattes, and cappuccinos, so no need to have a coffee maker and a separate espresso machine (which probably calls for its own ~special~ coffee). With a large water reservoir, you can brew 6 cups before you have to refill, it’s created with smart technology which basically means you get your coffee brewed without waiting forever. With over 8,500 reviews and 4.7 out of 5 stars, it’s safe to say this multipurpose coffee maker is a hit.

$169.13 AT AMAZON

You save 15%

Dash Deluxe Electric Air Fryer plus Oven Cooker with Temperature Control

I’ve sung my praises about the Dash air fryer before. It’s easy to use, it’s personally helped me eat healthier even with my French fry and hot wings addition, and it’s super cute (I have the aqua-colored one). If you’ve never tried an air fryer before, Dash’s is truly one of the best in the market, and it just so happens to be on sale now.

$79.99 AT AMAZON

You save 20%

T-fal Professional Nonstick Cookware Dishwasher Safe Pots and Pans Set

If it’s time to replace your cookware, T-fal is a quality brand you can rely on to last you a long time *and* make delicious food. The set includes:  8 inches fry pan, 10.25 inches fry pan, 1 Egg Wonder fry pan, 1 quart; saucepan with lid, 3 quart; saucepan with lid, 5 quart; stockpot, stainless steel steamer insert, and 2 nylon tools. Everything is durable and non-stick, so no burnt scrambled eggs.

$111.23 AT AMAZON

You save 35%

Amazon Big Fall Sale toy deals

Toyk Aqua Magic Mat

Need a way to keep the littles occupied while you work or are trying to get shit done around the house? This large doodle board is a drawing mat your kids can draw on, keeping them entertained for hours. This comes with: the doodle mat, 6 pens, a drawing mold and 8 drawing templates, 4 drawing booklets and a jigsaw.

$21.97 AT AMAZON

You save 33%

Monobeach Princess Tent Girls Large Playhouse Kids Castle Play Tent with Star Lights

A princess tent like this is every little kid’s dream (it was mine, at least — but I had to DIY it because Amazon sales didn’t exist back then!!!). This tent (aka, castle/fort) is big enough for three kids, and perfect for indoors *and* outdoors.

$33.91 AT AMAZON

You save 15%

Pusheen Pusheenosaurus Plush Stuffed Animal Dinosaur Cat

Pusheen lovers will love this Dino-Pusheen plush toy (13”). And I’m saying, this may or may not be for your kid (I’m definitely buying one, because it sparks joy for me and Pushing 4 lyfe)

$13.10 AT AMAZON

You save 50%

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All The Things You Should Snag From Wayfair’s Gigantic End-Of-Summer Outdoor Sale

If you’re like most of us, you’ve spent the majority of the spring and summer upgrading your living space. The pandemic has made going about life as usual nearly impossible, leaving us spending way more time at home than we ever have before. Hey, if you’re not going to drop $100 on cocktails and brunch every weekend, you might as well spend it on your living room, office, patio, backyard or fire escape—wherever you plan on camping out for the rest of the summer, and probably the majority of what’s left of 2020. Heck, let’s throw in the first half of 2021 in there just to be safe.

If you’ve been holding out on making some of these upgrades until the end of summer, you’re in luck. Wayfair is having a huge end-of-summer sale that’s not to be missed—we’re talking up to 55 percent off outdoor furniture, up to 50 percent off dining sets, patio heaters, up to 50 percent off grill and cookware, and more.

To save you some time, we’re narrowing down some of the best of the best of the Wayfair’s end-of-summer sale.

Worksop 8 Piece Sectional Seating Group Set with Cushions

If you’ve been shopping for an outdoor sectional, you know that they’re pretty pricey, especially if you’re looking for a high-quality one that can stand the test of time (and wind, rain, and all that good stuff). This one can comfortably seat 5 people and comes with everything included—a tempered glass-topped coffee table, two corner chairs, two ottomans, middle chairs, back cushions and seat cushions. 


Melissus 5 Piece Dining Set

This dining set is on sale for 52 percent off—and it comes in six different colors to match whatever backyard decor you have going on. It’s made for outdoors with year-round use in mind, so you don’t have to worry about it standing up against rain, snow, UV-rays, mold or mildew. It’s great for small-space areas and comes with four chairs that are easy to wipe clean. 


Premium 600 6-Person 29-Jet Plug and Play Hot Tub with Heater and Waterfall

If you’ve been waiting all summer to splurge on the hot tub of your dreams to bide you a little more outdoors time as fall makes its debut, this is your jam. It features stainless steel hydrotherapy jets, and  HPR 2-speed pumps to give you that at-the-spa vibe right in your own home. It fits up to 6 people so it’s large enough for the whole family to enjoy together. 


Jazlyn Geometric Navy Indoor / Outdoor Area Rug

This indoor-outdoor rug is hugely popular at Wayfair because of its subtle, yet compelling design that goes with just about any outdoor furniture set up you have going on. Reviewers love that it doesn’t have the look or feel of a typical outdoor rug, which makes it great for use both inside and out (if you decide to pull it inside for use in the wintertime). 


Meranda Dancing Flames Pyramid Outdoor 34,000 BTU Propane Patio Heater

When the fall temperatures start dropping, you’ll be glad you invested in this patio heater, which is on sale for 44 percent off right now! This way you can enjoy a dinner or drink outside late into the evening. How it works: At the top you’ll find a 4′ tall ceramic glass tube that fills with a column of flames that hide safely behind mesh panels. It’s powered by propane and can heat an area upto 15’ in diameter.


All Around Playtime Patio

If you were like every other parent this summer, at one point you were probably scrambling to buy some quality outdoor entertainment for your kid. If you waited until now, you’re in luck. Wayfair is selling this playtime patio set, which includes a full, pavilion-style pretend play kitchen grill for 20 percent off. There’s even a snack table for your child to sit and enjoy the delicious snacks you feed him.


Zadie Twin 15' x 9' Rectangular Market Umbrella

The sun might not be hot like it is in the summer year round, but it can cause sunburns (and sun damage) year round, so it’s wise to invest in a patio umbrella. This one provides UPF 200 protection and opens via crank lift (no tilt). It also comes in four colors—brown, blue, red and khaki—so you can match it to your outdoor furniture or dining set. 


Spirit® E-210™ 2-Burner Propane Gas Grill with Cabinet

There’s nothing like summer grilling, but if you’ve been in the market for a new grill, there’s nothing like waiting until the end of summer to buy one—that’s when all the sales hit! This one was $529 and is now on sale for $429 at Wayfair. This one is good for several reasons. For starters, it has amazing reviews. It is also designed to fit into small backyards, which makes it appealing to city dwellers. It has a stainless steel lid, doors and side tables, which fold down for extra room) and a roomy storage area.


Laureen 6 Piece Plastic Drinking Glass Set

These dishwasher safe and break-resistant cups are just what you need for outdoor entertaining or just sitting back solo and enjoying an ice-cold glass of lemonade or ice tea on a hot day. These are BPA-free and made without using any additives or harmful chemicals, which isn’t easy to claim for this type of a product. This comes with a set of six, but there’s an option to buy in bulk as well. 


Anthonyville Outdoor Adjustable Reclining Chaise Lounge

This lounge chair (the purchase comes with one only), is on sale from $200 to $158, which is a great deal seeing that it has more than 143 4.5-star reviews. It’s crafted from an iron frame and features a clean-lined silhouette that can recline all the way to a flat position. It’s designed to stand up to all sorts of weather, from rainstorms to the sun’s intense UV rays.


Looking for more ways to spruce up your spot? Check out our Home & Kitchen essentials.

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Amazon’s Big Style Sale Is Here, And It Did Not Come To Play

2020 may have postponed Amazon Prime Day (along with the rest of our hopes and dreams, lol), but that doesn’t mean Amazon doesn’t have something else up its sleeve. Amazon dot com seems to be making up for it by offering us its very first Big Style Sale to kick off summer — a sale solely dedicated to clothes and accessories. And the promotions are no short of epic. The Big Style Sale, which starts on June 22 and goes until June 28, offers up no-joke deals that include brands like Ray-Ban, Fyre and Co, Sam Edelman, Free People, Calvin Klein, Jeffrey Campbell, Solid & Striped, Hudson, and more. Now’s the time to get what you want and need for summer, and beyond. With so many brands (including a handful of high-end designers) and so many discounts, you’ll have no problem piling up all the good deals in your cart and feeling pretty awesome about it.

Whether you’re looking for a new pair of sandals to go with your summer dress, or a pair of effortless sunnies to protect your pretty eyes from the sun, there’s something for everyone and every taste. And with your Amazon Prime subscription, you’ll get your smart buys shipped to you ASAP. Plus, if you don’t like how something fits or looks, you’ve got seven days to return your loot.

New Balance Women’s Minimus 20 V7 Cross Trainer Sneakers

These New Balance sneakers are lightweight and comfortable — perfect for the gym or just pairing with a pair of skinny jeans for a casual, low key look. They come in six different colors, providing just the right amount of support and grip for literally any occasion. Prices range from $13.66 to $189.74.

$13.66 At Amazon

Rolla’s Women’s Midsummer Linen Dress

Fare-thee-well, sweaters and pants. Hello, breathable picnic dresses. This light midi dress is what you need on a hot day, whether you’re just grocery shopping or reading a new book on your porch. Throw on a leather jacket with high-heeled sandals, a bam: Date night dress.

$51.98 At Amazon

Belei Hydrating Facial Cleansing Wipes

It’s officially makeup-melting season, and nothing feels better than wiping the day off your face with cooling cleansing wipes that leave your skin feeling clean, refreshed, and moisturized. Your bedtime routine will endlessly thank you. FYI, Belei, Amazon’s new skincare line, offers no-frills, no-bullshit skin staples that make your skin look and feel good. With high-quality, dermatologist-approved ingredients that actually work, you’ll probably want to stock up while these (baller!) prices last.

$6.30 At Amazon

30% off

Goodthreads Women’s Denim Long-Sleeve Shirt

Just throw on this soft, lightweight denim shirt for an easy and put together outfit when the temps cool down at night.

$31.60 At Amazon

Sam Edelman Women’s Daniella Sandals

If you don’t have a pair of classic, black sandal heels in your closet, get these, stat. Sam Edelman footwear often mimics the designer kind, but without the price tag (bonus: Sam Edelman heels are comfy AF). If you already have too many black heels, you can also choose from white and beige. Prices range from $69.99 to $189.75.

$59.50 At Amazon

Lucky Brand Women's Mid Rise Ava Skinny Jean

There’s truly nothing easier than a pair of jeans that feel good. You can’t go wrong with Lucky Brand — they hug all the right spots and provide enough stretch for full mobility (can we make stiff jeans illegal already?). Prices range from $31.80 to $95.65.

$31.80 At Amazon

Ray-Ban unisex-adult Rb2168 Meteor Square Sunglasses Square Sunglasses

It’s probably impossible to have too many sunnies. One pair for your car, one for your purse, one for your other purse, and, well, you get it. And when Ray-Bans go on sale, you’ll want to grab a pair, only because they frame your face so perfectly (bonus: they hide the fact that you only slept for three hours while making you look like a badass).

$122.50 At Amazon

30% off

Nine West Women's Gold-Tone Mesh Bracelet Watch

Sure, we have our phones now. But knowing what time it is with the flick of your wrist (and without having to dig through your tote bag for three minutes) never goes out of style. This rose gold watch is understated while still giving your look a pop of glam.

$18.99 At Amazon

48% off

Havaianas Women's Slim Flip Flop Sandal

There’s a reason why Havaianas are so ubiquitous: They feel like you’re not wearing anything — but better. Since, you know, they protest your lovely feet from all the elements. Plus, these flip-flops last forEVER. Prices range from $17.24 to $28.67.

$17.24 At Amazon

Volcom Academy Backpack

If you’re looking to do some back-to-school shopping (nothing wrong with getting ahead of the craziness — especially if you’re getting a good deal) Amazon’s Big Style Sale has some great backpacks to choose from, like this spacious one from Volcom that provide shoulders with the right amount of cushion. You might even want one for yourself considering how good of a deal this is.

$27.39 At Amazon

20% off

Tavik Women's Color Block One-Piece Swimsuit

You’ve got nearly endless swimsuits to choose from, including this flattering Tavik one-piece. And no, you don’t have to wait until the end of the season to score a good deal on a bathing suit — check out the rest of the swimwear Amazon has to offer right now. Prices range from $118.50 to $158 on this particular suit.

$118.50 At Amazon

find. Ballet Pump, Women’s Ballet Flats

Consider these two-tone ballet flats as a Chanel dupe — but five million dollars less and just as chic. Slip into these and instantly feel put together.

$20.14 At Amazon

Tahari ASL Women's Scrunched Sleeve Jacket

It’s summer, and we don’t want you schvitzing in a black blazer (we’re not monsters!), but it’s also rare to find a high-quality closet staple that can help transform a day-at-the-beach look into a sophisticated outfit in one second flat. This black blazer is an investment worth making, no matter the season. Prices range from $47.95 to $174.16.

$47.95 At Amazon

Frye and Co Handbags Anise Tote

There’s a time and place for little bags, and we all know that’s few and far between. If you’re in need of a big ass bag that’s classy enough to pack away packages of baby wipes, Goldfish crackers, a laptop, and fifteen lip balms, this one has your name written all over it.

$99.99 At Amazon

50% off

AURIQUE Women's Side Stripe Cropped Sports Leggings

It’s a fact: Nobody can have too many pairs of leggings. And unlike a lot of *other* leggings, you can wash these a thousand times and they’ll stay dark and form-fitting. Plus, that motivational sporty stripe? Gimme. Prices range from $12.99 to $19.99.

$12.99 At Amazon

BB Dakota Women's Fit and Flare

This worry-free floral dress is casual enough, but add a pair of heels and it’ll be whatever you want it to be. The dress you wear when you nail that important Zoom meeting? Check. The dress you wear to your kid’s social-distance-friendly birthday party (mask and all)? Check. The dress you wear because you just feel like it? Check, check, check. Prices range from $37.60 to $110.

$37.60 At Amazon

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OMFG. Get an Echo Dot For Just $0.99.

If you’ve been waiting to join the voice-commanded robot servant craze, or if you just want an extra one one for another room in the house, you literally will not find a better deal than this. It’s kind of insane.

For a limited time, you can get an Echo Dot for $0.99 (normally about 50 bucks!) with 1 month of Amazon Music Unlimited (AMU). If you’re a Prime member, AMU is just $7.99 for one month, and if you’re not, it’s $9.99.


So basically, you’re getting the Echo Dot and ad-free access to 50 million songs with unlimited skips for about $10. Sheesh…you can barely get a basic-ass pumpkin spice latte for that!

If you need a refresher, the Echo dot is kind of like the magical lamp, and Alexa is the genie inside. You can ask her to set an alarm, control your music, read you the news, tell you a joke, turn on the lights, adjust your thermostat, order stuff from Amazon, check the weather, and do your dishes. (OK, not the dishes thing, but everything else is really real.) 

Plus, Alexa has thousands of other skills, lots of which are perfect for parents! There’s a Nursing Notes skill that reminds you which side baby nursed on last, and when. There’s a Kids Court skill to help settle disputes, and a Whose Turn skill to remind the fam who’s up on the chore chart. Alexa can order a pizza, play hide & seek, and read your kid a personalized bedtime story. I mean, we’re not saying she’s almost as good of a parent as we are…but we’re not not saying that, either.

So, if you were planning to wait for Black Friday to add Alexa to the fam, change your plans and get this deal before it runs out. 

Seriously. Stop reading and go get it. Now!


Fine print alert: You’re subscribing for autorenewal of AMU every month, but you can cancel at any time and still keep the Dot. (Spoiler: you won’t want to! Trust us, once you go AMU, it’s hard to go back.)


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Now You Can Get Instant Access To Everything Audible Has To Offer For Free

Our ears (and bank accounts) are seriously freaking happy today. Amazon is offering an deal through their program Audible, so anyone can get instant access to audio books, news, guided fitness routines, meditations, and so much more… for free. Carpools, doing housework, taking a bath, and probably like 100 other things just got way better.

What is Audible?

Audible is a program by Amazon that maintains the largest audio library, featuring a seemingly unlimited collection of audiobooks, spoken-word entertainment, news, wellness content, and more. Millions of users swear by using it on the daily and we’re about to jump on the trend. Basically, having an Audible account means you can turn your time into something that feels way more entertaining… even if your hands aren’t free. (Hi moms!)

audible membership

What do you get with Audible for free?

For 30 days, you can get an audiobook and two Audible original titles to start. You’ll also gain access to guided fitness routines, meditations, and daily news from The New York Tines, Wall Street Journal, and The Washington Post. Sign us up.


What do you get with an Audible membership?

If you have an Audible Gold monthly membership (aka after the free trial leaves you addicted), you can access one audiobook every month, two exclusive Audible original titles, unlimited access to guided fitness routines and meditations, and access to The New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and The Washington Post. The best part? If you download a book and you aren’t really digging it, you can exchange it for free.

Is Audible affordable?

Well, right now it literally couldn’t be more affordable. You can access Audible and create your own account for free. But because this is life and good things don’t always last forever, you’ll eventually have to part with a few dollars every month to keep that free audio content streaming. It will cost $14.95 monthly.

You can hack the Audible free trial.

Listen, we’re always thankful for free things but we’d be lying if we said we weren’t keeping an eye out for even more free things simultaneously. Here’s how to milk the free: Sign up for Amazon Prime before you sign up for your Audible trial, and you’ll be able to load more than one audiobook. Don’t tell anyone where you heard that.


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Grab These Scary Mommy Shop Clearance Items Before They’re Gone Forever

If you haven’t checked out the Scary Mommy Shop recently, you’re missing out, Mama. We’ve collected amazing brands that share our vision of empowered, and empowering, women. Everything in the online store helps moms look good, feel good, and do good. Check out their end-of-season clearance sale and save some dough (up to 60% OFF!) on stuff that tells the world exactly what you’re thinking.

Strong Women Raise Strong Women Keychain

There’s a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.


25% OFF (was $14)


You’re a Good Mom Candle

We’re all just out here doing our best. You’re giving it everything you’ve got, you’re a damn good mom, and don’t let anybody make you doubt that. Ever.


25% OFF (was $28)


Hopes & Dreams Notebook

Need a journal? A place to keep lists full of things you probably (definitely) won’t have time to do? Something to doodle in during meetings to pretend you’re taking notes? You’ve come to the write place.


25% OFF (was $20)

Resting Beach Face Tote 

Sun, surf, sand, summer. We’re officially in our happy place, beaches.


40% OFF (was $28)

Was Cool Once Side Slit Long Sleeve T-shirt

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait…was it all a dream? No. I’m sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool…um, lit, savage? Ugh. Whatever.


40% OFF (was $28)

One Strong Mother Hat

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.


60% OFF (was $24)

Not the Worst Mom Oval Bracelet

Being the hashtag BestMomEver is hashtag LifeGoals! Aaaaand then reality hits, and the bar lowers a little erryday. It’s fine. Just remember, there’s always someone out there screwing it up even worse than you are!


25% OFF (was $26)

Mom Bod Tank

From maternity to post-baby, and in all shapes and sizes — every mom has a bod, and every one of ’em should be celebrated.


30% OFF (was $22)

Shaping the Future Scoopneck Tee

I’m just over here making sure the next generation is ready to fix everything we screw up, and make the world a better place. No pressure or anything.


30% OFF (was $28)

Keep Calm & Carry Snacks Roll Sleeve Tee

Goldfish, pretzels, cereal, fruit snacks, puffs, booty, popcorn, candy, yogurt, almonds. I carry it all, just in case. And sometimes I even bring snacks for the kids, too!


30% OFF (was $28)

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Check Off Your List With These Labor Day Back To School Deals

How are you planning to spend YOUR Labor Day weekend? If you’re anything like us, it will probably be shuffling through the aisles of a big box store, clutching a crumpled, sweaty printout of your kid’s Back To School supply list. We’ve got a better plan. Scroll through our roundup of the best Back To School Labor Day sales and spend the last remaining moments of summer somewhere you actually enjoy.

Hannah Andersson

40% OFF Everything; 30% OFF Sleep; Additional 30% OFF Clearance

Marshmallow Hoodie


40% OFF (was $62)

Organic Long John PJs


30% OFF (was $44)


Up to 65% OFF  fall must-haves.

Jansport Superbreak Backpack

$26.99 AT eBAGS

35% OFF (was $35.99)

SwissGear 19″ Laptop Backpack

$62.99 AT eBAGS

65% OFF (was $180)


More deals to scope out!


Up to 40% OFF amazing shoes, clothing and accessories for all ages


8/29: Up to 50% OFF + extra 25% OFF with code AUTUMN.

8/30 – 9/2: 40% everything with code DAYOFF.

American Eagle

25-60% OFF everything; 50% OFF bras.

Finish Line

Up to 60% OFF brands like Nike, Adidas, and Puma.


30% OFF select backpacks; great deals on BIC, Mead, and more.


Our mom experts only recommend picks they really love. We may earn a commission on purchases made through links from our site, but if we love it, we know you’ll love it. And we Scary Mommies gotta stick together. 


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The Best-selling, Mom-Approved Bras and Shape Wear You’ll Wear Everyday

Finally get the support you need, Mama, with these highly-rated, fabulously functional “under your clothes” basics. We scoured the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale and found the most loved, best reviewed pieces. So comfortable, you’ll want to live in them all year round. These amazing deals won’t last forever — actually they won’t last after the sale ends August 4 — so start shopping!


 Thinstincts Open Bust Mid Thigh Bodysuit, Main, color, VERY BLACK

Spanx Thinstinct Open Bust Midthigh Bodysuit 

Bust a move. This layer-ready bodysuit is designed to smooth out the tummy, thighs and waist without compressing the bust. One reviewer’s enthusiasm could only be expressed in all caps: “I GUESS I AM SO OLD THAT NOTHING COULD MAKE ME FEEL PRETTY AGAIN AND SOOOO COMFORTABLE! WHAT A BLESSING IT WAS. I LOOKED GREAT AND FELT ABLE TO MOVE WITHOUT FEELING LIKE I WAS BEING STUFFED INTO SOMETHING UNCOMFORTABLE. IT IS SO LIGHT AND EASY TO GET INTO.”


(33% OFF after sale: $88.00)

 Rose Dream Custom Coverage Underwire Bra, Main, color, PINK CHAMPAGNE/ LEAD

Natori Custom Coverage Underwire Bra

This t-shirt bra with 1.2k reviews fits great and disappears under clothes with molded foam cups and a two-ply band. The lace straps and available colors add a pretty touch to a comfortable style.


(33% OFF after sale: $72.00)

The Best-selling, Mom-Approved Bras and Shape Wear You'll Wear Everyday

Spanx Higher Power Mid-Thigh Shaping Shorts

Spanx for the memories. Keep all your wobbly bits under control while you put your curves on display.


(34% OFF after sale: $38.00)

 How Perfect No-Wire Contour Bra, Main, color, CLOVE

Wacoal How Perfect No-Wire Contour Bra

Think wireless bras can’t provide the same support to your girls? Think again. These foam-lined cups smooth and shape without the worry they might eventually stab you in the flesh when you least expect it.


(34% OFF after sale: $62.00)

The Best-selling, Mom-Approved Bras and Shape Wear You'll Wear Everyday

Wacoal Full Figure Underwire Bra

Over 1,500 reviews, including this one: “Best bra ever! I love the support and comfort. I’ve been wearing them for 10 years now. I like that the straps are not elastic, and it’s the only bra I can find with 4 hooks which really keeps the back in place.”


(34% OFF after sale: $50)

 Bravado Designs Maternity 'Body Silk' Seamless Nursing Bra, Main, color, WHITE

Bravado Designs Seamless Body Silk Nursing Bra

“I love bulky, unsexy nursing bras,” said no one ever. That’s why you should grab this ultra-comfortable seamless one that’s virtually invisible under clothing.


(33% OFF after sale: $49)

The Best-selling, Mom-Approved Bras and Shape Wear You'll Wear Everyday

Zella Live In High Waist Leggings

With moisture-wicking fabric and a no-slip waistband, these stretchy, figure-sculpting leggings ensure you don’t sweat your ass off while you work out. With almost 6K reviews, you don’t have to take our word for it.


(34% OFF after sale: $59)

Our mom experts only recommend picks they really love. We may earn a commission on purchases made through links from our site, but if we love it, we know you’ll love it. And we Scary Mommies gotta stick together.

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31 Products Worth Grabbing From The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale

It’s been less than a week since the dust settled on Amazon Prime Day, which means you’re probably jonesing for another big sale, areweright? Nordstrom’s Anniversary sale has become an iconic rite of summer for more than 50 years with deep discounts across all departments. We scoured the online aisles to come up with a definitive list of what’s really worth your time and money, Mama.


31 Products Worth Grabbing From The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale

Kiehl’s Jumbo Creme de Corp Bottle With Pump

Your favorite Kiehl’s allover body moisturizer — just like, a LOT more of it.


(After sale: $78)


Paula’s Choice Skin Perfecting 2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant Duo

Contains 2% salicylic acid, so it’s strong enough to unclog and shrink your pores, but it’s gentle and soothing enough to be used daily.


($59 Value)

 Skincare Alpha Beta<sup>®</sup> Peel Set, Main, color, NO COLOR


Dr. Dennis Gross Alpha Beta Peel Set

Get the tried and true Daily Peel with a sneak peek of new Clinical Grade Resurfacing Liquid Peel. Say begone to fine lines, uneven tone, and texture — and hello to increased radiance in two weeks.


($197 Value)

 GloPRO<sup>®</sup> Microneedling Regeneration Head-to-Toe Glo Set, Main, color, NO COLOR

GloPRO Microneedling Head-to-Toe Set

Jumpstart your skin’s natural collagen production and get an amazing deal on this special set that lets you derma roll your way to a new you.  Red LED light function and Vibrotactile Stimulation enhances regenerative skin benefits.


($360 Value)

31 Products Worth Grabbing From The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale

Beachwaver 1.25″ Rotating Curling Iron

Bring on the mermaid hair with this curling iron that rotates in both directions for voluminous, beachy waves.


(After sale: $199)


31 Products Worth Grabbing From The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale

Spanx Higher Power Mid-Thigh Shaping Shorts

Spanx for the memories. Keep all your wobbly bits under control while you put your curves on display.


(After sale: $38.00)

31 Products Worth Grabbing From The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale

Wacoal Full Figure Underwire Bra

Check out this recent user review: “Best bra ever! I love the support and comfort. I’ve been wearing them for 10 years now. I like that the straps are not elastic, and it’s the only bra I can find with 4 hooks which really keeps the back in place.”


(After sale: $50)

31 Products Worth Grabbing From The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale

Zella Live In High Waist Leggings

With moisture-wicking fabric and a no-slip waistband, these stretchy, figure-sculpting leggings ensure you don’t sweat your ass off while you work out. With almost 6K reviews, you don’t have to take our word for it.


(After sale: $59)

31 Products Worth Grabbing From The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale

Spanx Distressed Skinny Jeans

These look like jeans but work like Spanx. Your new favorite skinny jeans that you can actually breathe in.


(After sale: $128.00)

31 Products Worth Grabbing From The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale

Moonlight Short Pajamas

We love these menswear-inspired PJs because they’re comfy AND sexy.


(After sale: $65.00)

31 Products Worth Grabbing From The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale

Kate Spade Large Shirley Leather Crossbody Bag

Shirley we can’t be serious about the price of this pebbled-leather streamlined but spacious crossbody? Oh, yes we can. And don’t call us Shirley.


(After sale: $248)

 Suede Stripe Transport Leather Tote, Main, color, MAPLE SYRUP

Madewell Suede Stripe Leather Tote

Raise your hand if you love Madewell’s clean, modern look. This tote is totes classy.


(After sale: $198)

31 Products Worth Grabbing From The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale

Herschel Supply Co. Fifteen Belt Bag

Don’t you dare call it a fanny pack, because those went out with leg warmers and neon plastic bracelets. This is a belt bag and you’re going to love it.


(After sale: $35)

Dr. Scholl’s Scout Sandal

These will keep you comfortable even if you walk from the Bronx down to Battery Park.


(After sale: $99.95)

 'Valli' Waterproof Bootie, Main, color, COGNAC NUBUCK LEATHER

Blondo Vallie Waterproof Bootie

These stylish suede booties are waterproof, so you won’t need to slip on sweaty plastic rain boots when it pours.


(After sale: $149.95)

 Free TR8 Training Shoe, Alternate, color, BLACK/ BLACK/ WHITE

Nike Tr8 Training Shoe

Start your New Year’s exercise resolution now and snag these sneakers on sale. They are ultra-lightweight and feature a stretchy upper bootie layered in engineered mesh for a custom, targeted fit.

$74.90 – $82.90 AT NORDSTROM

(After sale: $100-$110)

 Blazer Low Sneaker, Main, color, PINK FOAM / WHITE/ WHITE

Nike Blazer Low Sneaker

We <3 these. They’re retro old-school cool, but the pink hue gives them a fresh feel.


(After sale: $75)

31 Products Worth Grabbing From The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale

Hide & Seek No-Show Socks

Want to keep your toes under wraps? One Scary Mommy staffer swears by these for when she has to slip off her shoes during a playdate. Added bonus: they don’t stink!


(After sale: $13.95)


31 Products Worth Grabbing From The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale

Textured Marble Coasters (Set of 4)

These marble coasters will class up any drink you put on them – even your kid’s chewed-up plastic cup of Hi-C.


(After sale: $29.00)


31 Products Worth Grabbing From The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale

Ultrasonic Cool Mist Aromatherapy Diffuser

Just add water and the essential oil of your choice to this diffuser, which uses ultrasonic vibrations to mist the air.


(After sale: $39.99)

Kennebunk Bliss Plush Throw

“Plush” rhymes with “lush,” which is the feeling you’ll get when you drape one of these plush throws over your couch. It also rhymes with “crush” which is what we have on all the amazing available colors.


(After sale: $39.50)


 Ultragirl Princess Bow Mary Jane, Main, color, PINK BLUSH

Mini Melissa Princess Bow Mary Jane

The perfect party slippers for your little royal, these are plastic so they’ll last through any sprayground stomping.(Pint-size diva demands available separately.)


(After sale: $65.00)

 Rennon High Top Sneaker, Main, color, BLACK/ GREY

Ugg High Top Sneaker (Toddler)

If you never thought you’d buy your toddler a pair of UGGs, the price of these suede, leather, and wool top sneakers might change your mind.


(After sale: $54.95)

Adidas Gazelle Sneaker (Toddler & Little Kid)

Introduce your toddler to these iconic sneakers because you’re never too young to be stylish.


(After sale: $55.00)

 Kristin Sneaker, Main, color, SILVER

See Kai Run Sneaker (Baby & Toddler)

These sturdy canvas sneakers are a little bit extra with a glittery fabric that enhances playground dance parties.


(After sale: $48.00)

Treasure & Bond Girls Faux Fur Hooded Parka

Believe it or not – winter IS coming. This hooded parka has a fun faux-fur lining.


(After sale: $69.00)

North Face Moondoggy Reversible Water Repellent Jacket

This down jacket keeps them warm AND dry, because when the season’s first snowball fight calls their names, you KNOW there’s no way to resist.


(After sale: $149.00)



Freshly Picked Classic City Faux Leather Diaper Bag

The thing about diaper bags is that they usually look like diaper bags. Grab something a little more stylish.


(After sale: $175)

Nuna PIPA Lite LX Infant Car Seat & Base 

You’ll love this carseat because it’s lightweight, easy to tote, and the easy-release buttons at the base make car-to-car transfers simple and quick.


(After sale: $419.95)

Maxi Cosi Magellan 5-in-1 Convertible Carseat

Break the car seat purchasing cycle with this all-in-one model that grows with your child from birth through 120 pounds. (Umm, we know teens who still weigh that.)


(After sale: $349.99)

 2019 MIXX<sup>™</sup> Stroller, Main, color, THREADED - NORDSTROM EXCLUSIVE

Nuna 2019 MIXX Stroller

This stroller offers rear- and forward-facing seat options, as well as a UPF 50+ canopy so you don’t have to feel like the #worstparentever when you forget to reapply the sunscreen.


(After sale: $699.95)

Our mom experts only recommend picks they really love. We may earn a commission on purchases made through links from our site, but if we love it, we know you’ll love it. And we Scary Mommies gotta stick together.

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WTF Is Amazon Prime Day?

If you’ve been living under a rock for the past 5 years (or maybe in a cave without high speed internet), you might not know that Amazon Prime Day is the annual behemoth-sized site-wide sale across Amazon. Think of it as the summer’s Black Friday.

This year, you can think of it as Black Monday AND Tuesday, because Prime Day will actually last for 2 DAYS (starting at 12am PT on July 15 through July 16). The company will be running over 1 million deals worldwide, many of them lightning deals happening throughout the day — announced last minute and only available for a few hours. Deal FOMO alert!

Here’s the catch: all of this is exclusive to Prime members only, so now’s the time to bite the bullet and join. (You KNOW you’ve thought about it.) Commitment-phobes can sign up for a 30-day trial membership.

Then, get ready to ride the Prime Day rollercoaster with us on Monday and Tuesday. Follow us on Facebook and stay glued to your inbox as we bring you all the deals you’ll want to score.

Keep clicking refresh here also, because we’ll be updating it with the best deals throughout the day on Monday and Tuesday. Don’t miss a thing!

Shop These Early Prime Day Deals Now!


Instant Pot Duo60 6 Qt 7-in-1

Don’t be the last person on earth without one of these. This cooker does the work of 7 different kitchen appliances. Talk about freakin’ multitasking.

$59.99 AT AMAZON

Was $99.99 (40% off)

Echo Dot Smart Speaker With Alexa

Meet your home’s new BFF. Echo Dot has a new speaker, sleeker design, and lets you control compatible smart devices in your house with the sound of your voice. It’s nice having another adult to talk to – even if it’s Alexa.

$24.99 AT AMAZON

Was $49.99 (50% off)

Lodge 3 Quart Cast Iron Combo Cooker

If you think cooking in cast iron pots only happens in medieval children’s story, you should reconsider. Versatile, durable, and unparalleled in heat retention, this set cooks almost anything you can think of evenly and thoroughly.

$24.92 AT AMAZON

Was $62 (52% off)

Boscia Exfoliating Peel Gel

From clean, plant-driven brand Boscia, this peel is unlike anything you’ve ever tried. Says one reviewer: “This product is life changing! After just one use my skin feels so soft, clean, and refreshed!” We’ll have what she’s having.

$23.80 AT AMAZON

Was $34 (30% off)




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