Amazon Just Casually Dropped Its Big Fall Sale, And Thousands Of Products Are Discounted

Surprise! Amazon’s Big Fall sale is here, and the online retailer is offering major deals on pretty much everything. While you might be waiting for Black Friday to get those discounted home goods, you may want to check out what Amazon has to offer first. From Keurig’s coffee/espresso machine, to BISSELL’s hard floor mop clear and vacuum cleaner, to a variety of kids’ toys, Amazon hasn’t come to play with their Big Fall Sale. Chances are, you’ll at least get some smart holiday shopping done this week.

While literally *thousands* of products are on sale, these are some of our favorite deals.

Amazon Big Fall Sale home products

Lasko Ceramic Portable Space Heater with Adjustable Thermostat

Winter is coming. So before it actually *gets* cold, we need to prep ahead of time and make sure we’re going to stay warm. Even if you have central heat, you never know when things break down and you need that space heater in a pinch. Or, if you want to save a little bit and focus heating up one or two rooms versus the whole house, space heaters are financially-savvy. Lasko is a trusted brand, and this one in particular is great for the office or bedroom — you can safely leave it on a desk or on the floor. It comes with three quiet settings (fan only, low, and high heat). This will warm up about 300 square feet.

$34.25 AT AMAZON

You save 18%

Beautyrest Foot Pocket Soft Microlight Plush Electric Blanket

It’s an electric blanket with a FOOT POCKET. Hello, genius! For us humans whose feet get cold easily, this is a game-changer. This blanket is extra long (62” by 52”), so drape it over yourself and your kids/partner on the couch, when you’re hanging out in bed, etc. Especially on days your back aches or your cramps are a motherfucker, you will be extra thankful for this blanket.


You save 41%

BISSELL 20391 Hard Floor Mop Cleaner

Raise your hand if you can just never get that floor clean, no matter how long you spend on it, no matter how much you scream at the kids and dogs to not ruin it, and no matter how many expensive cleaning sprays you buy. It’s allllll about the mop. Which is why investing in a Bissell is a blessing that will pay off and save your sanity. This pro-level, powered mop safely cleans hard surfaces (including hardwood) and it includes soft touch pads for gentle cleaning as well as scrubby pads for tough, sticky messes. (BISSELL supports the BISSELL Pet Foundation and a portion of every purchase goes towards saving homeless pets.)

$99.99 AT AMAZON

You save 17%

Rivet Sheena Glam Tufted Velvet Shell Chair

I’m going to go ahead and call this the “mermaid chair” and while it’s certainly a statement-making chair, it’s functional, comfortable, and comes in three colors (the teal-colored one is the one on sale, though). Anyone who sees this chair will think you got it from West Elm (it’s Amazon Brand, surprise!).

$150.28 AT AMAZON

You save 15%

BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser Turbo Plus Lightweight Upright Vacuum Cleaner

If you have pets, then you know it’s near impossible to have a clear house. As soon as you vacuum the floor, it’s immediately covered in dog/cat hair five seconds later. I don’t know why, I don’t make the rules. The animal-loving brand BISSELL (a portion of all purchases goes towards saving homeless pets) created an ultra powerful vacuum that’s specifically designed to pick up hair and uses its Smart Seal Allergen System with optional Febreeze filter traps that eliminate allergens and odors while vacuuming. With tools like LED Crevice Tool, Pet Turbo Eraser Tool and 2-in-1 Pet Dusting Brush, this vacuum is the only match against your furry and destructive cuties.

$169.99 AT AMAZON

You save 26%

HP Neverstop Laser Printer 1001nw, Wireless Laser with Cartridge-Free Monochrome-Toner-Tank

Since many of us are WFH, we now *need* a good printer. Which is weirdly hard to come by, considering people have created self-driving cars (but for some reason I can’t find a printer that won’t stop jamming? Elon Musk, you should consider going in the printer industry, just sayin’). Anyway, this HP printer is the only printer I’ve ever used that has actually…worked? Well? It’s fast AF as a laser printer, is cost-effective (less than 1 cent per page), is wireless, so you can print something from the other room, and is Alexa-compatible. It’s truly the best you can do in the printer department. Until Tesla comes along with one, that is.

$249.89 AT AMAZON

You save 11%

Yankee Candle Large Jar Candle, Apple Pumpkin

Get festive up in here with this Apple Pumpkin Yankee candle on sale! As an unapologetic Yankee candle fan, I can attest how strong this candle is (you only need to light one for your entire home to smell like a pumpkin patch). This large jar will last you, but I usually buy a few to last me all season long.

$20.99 AT AMAZON

You save 25%

AmazonBasics Acrylic 8-Compartment Durable Makeup Jewelry Accessories Storage Organizer Tray

I may not be wearing much makeup anymore, but I still go all out with my skincare routine. This clear makeup organizer makes it actually easy to organize your products (versus opaque, which actually hides your stuff), and although its acrylic, the high-quality material appears as though it’s glass. You can also store other goods, like jewelry, hair accessories, cufflinks, etc. It comes with 8 individual compartments.

$13.55 AT AMAZON

You save 31%

Preference 2-Ply Embossed Toilet Paper

As Scary Mommy’s shopping editor, I never thought I’d be writing about toilet paper, but it’s 2020 and here we are. If you have TP PTSD from earlier this year when it became near impossible to find a single roll, use this sale as an opportunity to stock up (responsibly, obvs, no need to go crazy).

$49.28 AT AMAZON

You save 51%

Amazon Big Fall Sale kitchen deals

NutriBullet ZNBF30400Z Blender

Finally caved and decided to buy a NutriBullet? Get it on sale now and save $20. This 1200W blender can handle pretty much anything — smoothies, hot ingredients for soup, DIY dressings, you name it. There’s a reason why people love NutriBullets so much. With a 64oz blender, it can hold a ton of liquid, so no worries about your cup overfloweth. Best of all? It’s dishwasher-safe, so when you’re done, you can just toss it in the dishwasher. Yisssss.

$79.92 AT AMAZON

You save 20%

Keurig K-Cafe Coffee Maker, Single Serve K-Cup Pod Coffee, Latte and Cappuccino Maker

PSA: You don’t have to wait until Black Friday to score a good deal on a new coffee maker. This Keurig makes regular coffee, lattes, and cappuccinos, so no need to have a coffee maker and a separate espresso machine (which probably calls for its own ~special~ coffee). With a large water reservoir, you can brew 6 cups before you have to refill, it’s created with smart technology which basically means you get your coffee brewed without waiting forever. With over 8,500 reviews and 4.7 out of 5 stars, it’s safe to say this multipurpose coffee maker is a hit.

$169.13 AT AMAZON

You save 15%

Dash Deluxe Electric Air Fryer plus Oven Cooker with Temperature Control

I’ve sung my praises about the Dash air fryer before. It’s easy to use, it’s personally helped me eat healthier even with my French fry and hot wings addition, and it’s super cute (I have the aqua-colored one). If you’ve never tried an air fryer before, Dash’s is truly one of the best in the market, and it just so happens to be on sale now.

$79.99 AT AMAZON

You save 20%

T-fal Professional Nonstick Cookware Dishwasher Safe Pots and Pans Set

If it’s time to replace your cookware, T-fal is a quality brand you can rely on to last you a long time *and* make delicious food. The set includes:  8 inches fry pan, 10.25 inches fry pan, 1 Egg Wonder fry pan, 1 quart; saucepan with lid, 3 quart; saucepan with lid, 5 quart; stockpot, stainless steel steamer insert, and 2 nylon tools. Everything is durable and non-stick, so no burnt scrambled eggs.

$111.23 AT AMAZON

You save 35%

Amazon Big Fall Sale toy deals

Toyk Aqua Magic Mat

Need a way to keep the littles occupied while you work or are trying to get shit done around the house? This large doodle board is a drawing mat your kids can draw on, keeping them entertained for hours. This comes with: the doodle mat, 6 pens, a drawing mold and 8 drawing templates, 4 drawing booklets and a jigsaw.

$21.97 AT AMAZON

You save 33%

Monobeach Princess Tent Girls Large Playhouse Kids Castle Play Tent with Star Lights

A princess tent like this is every little kid’s dream (it was mine, at least — but I had to DIY it because Amazon sales didn’t exist back then!!!). This tent (aka, castle/fort) is big enough for three kids, and perfect for indoors *and* outdoors.

$33.91 AT AMAZON

You save 15%

Pusheen Pusheenosaurus Plush Stuffed Animal Dinosaur Cat

Pusheen lovers will love this Dino-Pusheen plush toy (13”). And I’m saying, this may or may not be for your kid (I’m definitely buying one, because it sparks joy for me and Pushing 4 lyfe)

$13.10 AT AMAZON

You save 50%

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Pumpkin Dump Cake with Chocolate

Easy pumpkin dump cake recipe topped with chocolate chips and drizzled with caramel. A great alternative to pumpkin pie, similar to a crispy cobbler! Easy Pumpkin Dump Cake with Chocolate Topping Fall is definitely the season for pumpkin desserts. I am not a pumpkin dessert fan unless it contains chocolate. But this easy pumpkin dump […]

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Halloween M&M Cookies in a Jar

Enjoy this easy M&M Cookies in a Jar recipe! It’s a delicious homemade gift for family, teachers or friends for Halloween. Halloween M&M Cookies in a Jar Cookies in a jar are great homemade gifts for teachers and friends! We made these tasty Halloween M&M Cookies in a Jar craft many years ago at one […]

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30 Pumpkin Spice Products Because The Craze Doesn’t Stop At Coffee

Calendars will have you believe fall officially begins on Monday, September 23 — but we know better. Fall actually starts the second you get your first whiff of pumpkin spice, and this year the craze has expanded well beyond coffee orders and slices of pie. From bangles to candles, snacks, sneakers, and even essential oils, pumpkin spice everything season is upon us so if you’re a fan of the cult-favorite autumnal flavor, we’ve rounded up some of this year’s most coveted pumpkin spice products. Note: These products are anything but basic.

McCormick Pumpkin Pie Spice



Let’s start with the basics — and no, we’re not referring to Starbucks (yet). McCormick’s Pumpkin Pie Spice will bring any fall delicacy to PSL perfection. Sprinkle into coffee, cookie batter, or a bowl of oatmeal for a hint of autumn in every bite.

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Califia Farms Pumpkin Spice Better Half



While we’re on the subject of DIY PSL, add Califia Farms’ Pumpkin Spice Better Half to your refrigerator shelves ASAP. The dairy-free Half & Half alternative is made with real pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, so it’s essentially grandma’s pumpkin pie in a carton. Go ahead, add a splash to your favorite morning brew — you know for a fact it’s loaded with good-for-you ingredients, plus one serving of two tablespoons is only 15 calories (aka way less that the extra large number you’d order at any drive through). 

Alex And Ani Pumpkin Spice Bangle



Face it, Mom: You’re a basic b*tch who flaunts her Starbucks PSL like it’s Prada come September 1st. Own it. Since you already wear your heart on your sleeve, why not sport your favorite sip on your wrist with this Alex and Ani Pumpkin Spice Bangle? 

KIND Caramel Almond Pumpkin Spice Bars



Slip this seasonal bar from KIND into your kid’s lunch box for an afternoon snack. These Caramel Almond Pumpkin Spice Bars are limited-edition, so stock up while you can. It’s a good-for-you, but even better for your tastebuds treat that’s made with a combination of nuts, sprinkled with seasonings that warm your body like a flannel, and has only 5 grams of sugar to its name. 

Yankee Candle Spiced Pumpkin Candle



It really doesn’t matter what season it is; just the smell of pumpkin spice can give you all those warm and fuzzy fall feels. Treat yourself to a large PSL candle from Yankee Candle; that way when Starbucks pours its final drip of its signature pumpkin sip of 2019, you can still breathe in that same, sweet aroma.

J.Crew Pumpkin Spice Latte Trouser Socks




No matter how old you get, or what stage of life you’re in, you’ll likely always have a soft spot for a pair of graphic socks. Unfortunately, this pair from J.Crew inspired by your favorite coffee house order won’t make your feet smell as sweet as pumpkin, but you should still add them to your drawer stat. You don’t want  to miss this seasonal trend.  

Dash Pumpkin-Shaped Mini Waffle Maker



Sure, green juice is cool, but have you ever taken a bite of a warm, flaky waffle shaped like autumn’s mascot, the great orange pumpkin? Dash’s pumpkin-shaped mini waffle maker is giving your well-balanced breakfast a seasonally-inspired makeover. But don’t just eat waffles shaped like pumpkins; add a little pumpkin spice to your batter so that they taste the part, too.  

Dunkin’ Pumpkin Lip Balm



You’ll never regret eating a Dunkin’ pumpkin donut or muffin for breakfast, but you’ll always kick yourself in the ass for licking the last bit of its flavor from your lips. Treating yourself to a Dunkin lip balm set that features cinnamon bun swirl and, more importantly, pumpkin flavors to hydrate your otherwise pumpkin-less pout can make up for that. 

Saucony Pumpkin Spice Freedom ISO 2 Sneakers



Searching for a brand new pair of kicks to *spice*  up your wardrobe? Saucony’s pair of Pumpkin Spice sneakers should do the trick. The new addition to their collection was indeed inspired by the fall staple, as if you couldn’t tell by the burnt orange toebox that fades into a milky white back. It’s a treat for your feet, so indulge. 

Eternal Essence Pumpkin Patch Essential Oil




Chamomile calms your nerves, lavender brightens your spirits, and Eternal Essence’s Pumpkin Patch essential oil will put you in an autumnal state of mind. 

Amazing Grass Green Superfood Blend In Pumpkin Spice



Need a way to sneak some more greens into your child’s menu? Amazing Grass has the solution. Made with a proprietary blend of “organic, non-GMO wheat grass, barley grass, alfalfa, spirulina, spinach, chlorella and broccoli,” add a scoop of this pumpkin spice flavored powder to smoothies, chia seed pudding, and even your favorite baked goods for a micronutrient boost. 

LeChat Nails Pumpkin Spice Nail Lacquer



LeChat Nails’ fall 2019 collection is themed around your favorite coffee scents so, naturally, pumpkin spice is on the menu. The Perfect Match MOOD Café collection’s PSL-inspired polish is an orange shade that transitions to a faint caramel hue once applied, but not only does the color mirror what’s in your cup, it gives off the same aroma as your fall staple brew, too. 

Perfect Bar Pumpkin Pie



Some mom’s just aren’t naturally born bakers, and that’s perfectly fine. Rather than attempting to bake a pumpkin pie from scratch, save yourself the frustration and mess and grab a Pumpkin Pie Perfect Bar. This limited-time recipe combines organic dried pumpkin, freshly ground peanut butter, honey, seasonal spices, and a whopping 20+ superfoods to create a better-for-you slice, without sacrificing any of the seasonal flavors you’re obsessed with. 

Nature’s Bakery Pumpkin Spice Fig Bars



Fig bars are a classic lunchbox component, and now your child can enjoy the cookie pumpkin-spice style. Nature’s Bakery’s soft baked bar is made with real pumpkin puree so that each bite tastes as authentic as possible. Pro tip: Warm it up in the microwave for a mid-afternoon pick-me-up or  dessert after the kids go to sleep. It’s a seasonal indulgence you don’t want to miss. 

Three Lakes Winery Pumpkin Wine



Sip a traditional PSL in the morning, and cap off your night with a tall glass of Three Lakes Winery Pumpkin Wine once the little ones go to sleep. The taste is similar to a traditional Chardonnay, is semi-sweet, boast some seriously decadent buttery undertones, and is derived from the same pumpkins you’d buy to make a pie from scratch. Pumpkin wine. We’ll cheers to that. 

Harney & Sons Pumpkin Spice Tea



Not a fan of coffee? Tea drinkers can sip on pumpkin spice, too! Harney & Son’s herbal harvest blend steeps red in your cup and is naturally caffeine-free, so you can put your feet up and enjoy a mug full before bed.

Simple Mills Pumpkin Spice Muffin Mix



You don’t have to whip up a pie to enjoy the decadence of baked pumpkin perfection, Mom; muffins will more than suffice. What’s more, this pumpkin spice muffin mix from Simple Mills is made with almond flour, so even your gluten-free loved ones can indulge. 

DavidsTea Pumpkin Pie Matcha



Love pumpkin spice so matcha? DavidsTea’s bringing back it’s signature Pumpkin Pie green tea flavor for a different kind of sweet blend to get you all geared up for sweater weather. The brew is a blend of matcha powder, cane sugar, and natural pumpkin spice flavoring, and if that doesn’t sound amazing on its own, you can even sip it as a tea latte for a creative twist on the original. 

Starbucks Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew



Nothing says fall like a green and while Starbucks cup emitting that sweet, autumnal aroma of its signature PSL. Nothing. After all, the coffeehouse franchise did kickstart the PSL craze, and this year they’re also rolling out a brand new beverage you can sip on throughout the season: The Pumpkin Spice Cold Brew. It’s a vanilla drink topped with pumpkin cream foam (made with real pumpkin), and a dash of pumpkin spice. It sounds heavenly because it is heavenly. 

Waxing Kara Harvest Pumpkin Body Butter



Do you love pumpkin spice so much that you could drown yourself in the delectable autumn smell? Well, now you can. Waxing Kara’s Harven Pumpkin Body Butter is as luxurious as it sounds: made with a blend of plant oils, nourishing cocoa butter, and hydrating Eastern Shore Honey, this indulgent body cream has also been fragranced with cinnamon, pumpkin, and other warming spices to mimic your coffee order.

Daiya Pumpkin Spice Cheezecake

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Even if you’re dairy-free or strictly plant-based, there’s a slice of pumpkin spice for you. Just in time for fall 2019, Daiya re-launched its pumpkin spice cheezecake; a rich, creamy pumpkin dessert free of any animal products and loaded with cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg. 

Noosa Pumpkin Yogurt

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Pumpkin spice isn’t just nice in coffee and desserts, you know. Start your day off right with a serving of Noosa’s pumpkin yogurt. You can top your bowl with sliced pecans or almonds, granola, or scoop a dollop into your morning smoothie. But don’t be greedy, Mom; share the pumpkin with your little pumpkin, too. 

YENSA Pumpkin Turmeric 2-In-1 Radiance Polish Mask



Prep your complexion with YENSA’s pumpkin mask for a polished look sans makeup. The mask is infused with eight superfood ingredients like turmeric, honey, and papaya to restore your skin’s hydration, boost collagen production, and leave your skin feeling baby-soft. Trust us, this product might sound like a seasonal treat, but you’ll be trying to make it last year-round.

Sugar Plum Pumpkin Spice Latte Chocolate Bar



If there’s anything we love more than pumpkin spice in the fall, it’s chocolate year-round. Sugar Plum’s Pumpkin Spice Latte Chocolate Bar is a seasonal confection comprised of rich, white chocolate, coffee flavoring, pumpkin flavoring, and a dash of pumpkin spice, naturally. Don’t let this bar get mixed up with your child’s trick-or-treating stash, Mom. We guarantee they won’t give it back.

RXBAR Pumpkin Spice Peanut Butter 



Apples and peanut butter might be a classic lunchbox staple, but you can definitely spice it up a notch. This season, switch things up with these pumpkin spice peanut butter packets from RXBAR. Your child will thank you, and with a box of 10, there’s definitely enough for you to sneak a taste, too. 

Purely Elizabeth Ancient Grain Pumpkin Cinnamon Granola



Pumpkin spice products are typically processed and packed with sugar, but Purely Elizabeth’s pumpkin cinnamon granola is is a seasonal breakfast treat you can feel good about eating and sharing with the kids. Made with quinoa, millet, chia, pumpkin seeds, and chewy fig, and sweetened with coconut sugar, each bite delivers the perfect balance of salty and sweet guaranteed to satisfy your taste buds. 

La Colombe Pumpkin Spice Draft Latte



Mamas, rejoice, because on the off days when you’re so short on time that you can’t even justify the drive-thru, you don’t have to go without your precious pumpkin spice latte. La Colombe has perfected coffee-in-a-can, and this seasonal draft latte to-go will definitely satisfy your craving.

Dunkin’ Pumpkin Spice Coffee



If you can’t get enough of Dunkin’s pumpkin spice coffee, here’s a way you can run on their seasonal brew all autumn long. DIYing your own Dunkin’ sip might not be as exciting ordering it from the counter, but on the days when you just don’t feel like stopping the car ride home from early drop offs, having this little pumpkin pick-me-up in your cupboard will be a real treat.

Van Leeuwen Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream



As far as we’re concerned, there’s no such thing as too much pumpkin spice. So when you slice into that fresh-out-of-the-oven pie, top it off with a scoop of Van Leeuwen’s Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream. It’s an artisanal ice cream brand best known for its made-from-scratch, and vegan ice creams, and this seasonal flavor is promised to be the ultimate concoction of  pumpkin spice cheesecake base and chunks of honey graham cracker crust crumbled throughout. We dare your mouth not  to water.

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Butterscotch Caramel Coffee

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8 Things You’ve Gotta Do, Because It’s Motherf*cking Fall

Okay folks, summer’s over. And just in case this is your first rodeo, I’m going to explain the ins and outs of momming in autumn. There are a few basic things you have to do between now and Thanksgiving, or you risk surrendering your motherhood badge. And it doesn’t matter if you have a 10-year old or a 6-month old. You MUST complete this checklist because it’s fucking fall. So get on board.

1. The obligatory pumpkin patch visit.

Oh, your child is like 11 seconds old and has no idea what a pumpkin and/or patch even means? Too bad. Pack up that diaper bag and fill those sippy cups, my friend, because you’re not really a parent until you’ve paid $10 to push a stroller through the mud so you can take a picture of your baby holding a tiny pumpkin.

Also, there’s a mandatory hay ride. Your kid will hate the hay scratching his legs and will cry and try to jump off as you torture him with this “fun fall family event” for 10 minutes. And he’ll poop himself, but there are only porta-potties that haven’t been serviced since Bush was president. Oh, yeah, and he’ll beg for a candy apple, which you’ll agree to (because you’re FUN, DAMNIT), but the line is like 36 minutes long and when he finally gets ahold of it, he’ll snatch it out of your hands greedily and all the moms will judge you for not slathering him in hand sanitizer because he touched a goat two hours ago.

Side note: Some moms try to get away with an apple orchard visit instead. You may do both (you really should, TBH), but the pumpkin patch is not optional. So don’t try to squeeze in a last-minute apple picking adventure on a Saturday in September and call it good. That shit ain’t gonna fly.

2. Crafting and decorations. 

Come October 1, if there is not a witch or pumpkin or “fall harvest wreath” or “Give Thanks” sign adorning your front door, you can just hang up your mom cleats now because you’ve failed. What, are you NOT thankful? Get your shit together.

Also, while you can purchase said fall/Halloween decor at Target, you really should ensure that your beloved children make some things to hang about the house as well. Like ghosts. Or bats. Or creepy spiders. It’s super easy—just ask Pinterest. Oh, you don’t want to decorate and craft because it fucking sucks? Fine. If the ghosts are too much, you may redeem yourself by putting no less than eight gourds on your mantel, making your kid write down 20 things he’s thankful for, and burning a pumpkin scented candle in the bathroom.

3. Pumpkin carving—guts and all. 

Yeah, we know Melanie down the street just let her kids paint their pumpkins. Well, Melanie sucks and clearly doesn’t love her kids. If you are a real mom, you carve that shit out and roast the seeds so you can all enjoy a healthy snack later that tastes like bite-sized morsels of sadness. Your kids will start off strong, interested, excited about the Belle or Darth Vader face you’re going to carve out, but they’ll get bored (or grossed out by the slimy innards of pumpkins) and go play on their iPads while you finish carving their masterpieces until midnight.

You can’t quit, despite your hand cramping and kitchen being completely trashed, because these suckers are going on the front porch for all the world to see. Will they rot in 48 hours and have to be tossed in the trash? Probably. But this is what motherhood means, people. So roll up your sleeves and get in there.

4. Fall family photo shoot. 

Okay, does everyone have boots? I repeat: DOES EVERYONE HAVE BOOTS? Don’t even try to hire a photographer and drag her ass to the park if you’re showing up in anything else. She’ll walk right out. Oh, your daughter’s new boots hurt her feet? The ones she begged for that cost the price of a trip to Alaska? Suck it up, little girl. Smile through the pain. It builds character. Also, you all need matching fall sweaters (or an orangey-red dress is fine).

For the picture, you’ll need to select an area with lots of trees, so the gently falling leaves will be scattered about your feet. Ignore the mud. I know the boots are brand new and probably ruined. Pretend you don’t know that as you lovingly toss your toddler into the air in his little flannel shirt and jeans that took you 20 minutes to button. This is THE picture you’re sending out as the holiday card, so don’t fuck it up.

5. Preparing for temperature changes. 

When you wake up tomorrow it will be 41 degrees. By 3 p.m., 70 degrees. The next day it’s going to snow. Any good mom is fully prepared for the exhausting temperature roller coaster that is fall, and ensures her car is stocked with back up pants (and shorts), light jackets (and heavy jackets), hats, gloves, snow boots. And bathing suits.

6. Cooking shit in the crockpot. 

First of all, if you don’t own at least one Crockpot (or even better, an Instant Pot), stop reading and get your ass on Amazon. Good Lord. What are you doing with your life? You have a few choices, but by fall’s end, you must have cooked AT MINIMUM three of the following:

– chili (extra points if you make three different kinds for a football party)

– hot apple cider

– chicken noodle soup (you may make other soups as a secondary choice, but only after the chicken noodle)

– some sort of beef stew / pot roast with potatoes

– dessert with apples you hand-picked at an orchard

7. Watch football. 

No one cares if you hate it. It needs to be on all day long on Saturdays and Sundays. College, NFL. Whatever. You don’t have to watch if you don’t want to (use this time to make those hanging ghosts!) but this is no time for a Fixer Upper marathon, okay? Be efficient with your time and drag out that Crockpot for game days. Or put out your freshly roasted pumpkin seeds! Your family and friends will love eating snacks that taste like ass, and you’ll be mom hostess of the year.

8. Burn something. 

You must do something with a open flame between now and Christmas. This one’s flexible—roast marshmallows, have a bonfire, roast marshmallows in a bonfire, whatever. Obviously, you need to perfectly time your photos to capture that moment your small child holds his roasting stick just close enough to get an Insta-worthy shot, before he drops it into the fire or you scream and grab him because he gets too close. It’s tricky, especially for first-timers, but you’ll get it.

Side note: This is a good one to loop in with the pumpkin patch visit, as some of them offer small fires for children, but not for family picture day, since melted s’mores will end up all over their clothes. Priorities, Mommy. Priorities.

That’s pretty much the list. Eight small tasks. Not bad, right? Just make sure to get it all done by Thanksgiving though, because the winter holiday list is a real bitch.

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50 Things You Do If You’re Totally Extra About Your Love Of Fall

Can you feel it? That nip in the air early in the morning that tells you the seasons are about to turn? That’s right, folks. Fall is coming.

I know some are in denial about that fact, but I am not one of those people. My whole life I’ve been a bit extra about fall. Truth be told, I’ve had my fall scents burning since mid-August, and I’m not ashamed to admit it.

We feel like we’re getting a fresh start on life as the leaves change, school starts, and pumpkin spice everything makes its way onto the shelves of every store and into our hearts. It’s a truly magical time.

For those of us who celebrate autumn hard, you can probably find us doing some or all of the following:

1. Visiting the apple orchard and getting perfectly posed pictures of the kiddos for Instagram in matching sweaters.

2. Holding a harvest dinner with everything from a roast chicken to apple pie to roasted pumpkin seed pesto.

3. Putting candy corn in a bowl for guests. And in cookies. And melting some in your coffee.

4. Raking a big ass pile of leaves and jumping in them — cue another Instagram photo.


5. Making everything apple — apple pie, applesauce, apple dumplings, apple crisp.

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6. Buying every color of opaque tights.

7. Stocking up on fall-scented soaps, lotions, candles, and room sprays so your family chokes every time they enter the house.

8. Getting your Martha Stewart on and decorating your house in perfect fall colors.


9. Baking cut-out cookies and decorating them in shades of orange, red, and yellow.

10. Buying all the damn mums.

11. Making the kids matching Halloween costumes since you decided what they’d all be in July.

12. Putting a perfect fall wreath on every door.

13. Stocking your fridge with apple cider and having some simmering on the stove at all times.

14. Visiting the pumpkin patch, taking pumpkins home to carve, and hoping it goes well because you know you’ll be doing all the work.


15. Buying the fabric store out of burlap.

16. Making and freezing 16 loaves of pumpkin bread.

17. Stocking up on a shit ton of cinnamon and nutmeg even though you have some leftover from last year.

18. Buying a costume for your pet.

19. Getting really freaking excited about dropping the kids off at school so you can buy a Pumpkin Spice Latte and walk around Target alone.


20. Busting out the boots.

21. Going on a hayride with your family in matching flannel shirts.

22. Getting out the knitting needles to start Christmas projects.

23. Having epic bonfires in the backyard.

24. Going for long bug-free walk in the woods.

25. Stocking up on faux fur throws.

26. Treat yourself to cuddly sweaters in every color with visions of reading by the fire place in said cuddly sweater.


27. Roasting a chicken and making soup in every Crock Pot recipe you have.

28. Adding to your scarf collection.

29. Buying plaid table runners, shorts,underwear, and socks.

30. Loving the fact you don’t have to wash your hair because it’s beanie season.


31. Collecting acorns around the yard to decorate your home and throw in those perfect wreaths.

32. Talking about your love for autumn so much that people start to hate you.


33. Googling recipes for homemade hot cocoa.

34. Putting flannel sheets on the bed.

35. At the first sign of a cold snap, dressing in corduroys, your favorite scarf, and denim jacket even though you will be sweating your ass off by noon.

36. Putting things like vanilla, cinnamon, cloves, and nutmeg on the stove and simmer all day to get everyone in that fall mood.

37. Pretending wool is not scratchy.

38. Buying seasonal fruits and veggies like squash and pomegranates even if you don’t like them.

39. Taking your kids to the corn maze and buying them a candy apple even though no one has ever been able to eat one of those things.


40. Seeking out all the places that sell apple and pumpkin donuts so you can decide who has the best ones.

41. Buying flavored coffees and creamers and wondering why you don’t do this all year round.

42. Football!

43. Leaving the windows open to get some of that fall air inside.

44. Taking long rides to go leaf-peeping.

45. Stocking up on new books and relax on the sofa at night during the shorter days.

46. Painting your toenails in shades of orange and brown.

47. Buying bouquets of sunflowers.

48. Packing up your summer clothes willingly.

49. Telling scary stories under a blanket tent with a flash light.

50. Regretting it immediately when your kids can’t sleep because you’ve frightened them to death.

There are many of us who don’t mind the days are getting shorter — there are plenty of things to do during this special time of year. So, pass the candy corn and all the pumpkin shit. Slip on your favorite boots and sweater and let’s watch the game.

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Cake Mix Pumpkin Cookies

Delicious pumpkin cookies made in minutes! Easy cake mix pumpkin cookies recipe topped with buttercream frosting and dark chocolate sprinkles. The perfect pumpkin spice dessert for fall. Fluffy Cake Mix Pumpkin Cookies ‘Tis the season for pumpkin spice and everything nice! I’ve made the best Pumpkin Cookies to share with you today. Yay! This recipe […]

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15 Pumpkin Spice Treats You Need Right Now

This is your comprehensive guide to everything pumpkin spice.  These fifteen products are the pumpkin spice treats that you need right now.  Because if we’re going to go beyond the standard Starbucks Frappuccino, we might as well put a little bit of pumpkin in everything (except for these things).   Here’s a few of our favorites, and some fun ideas about how to enjoy them!

1. Pumpkin Spice Jello

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

This stuff is actually delicious and layers amazing in a graham cracker crust with cream cheese jello.  It’s the easiest pumpkin cheesecake you’ll ever make!

2. Pumpkin Spice Cheerios

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

My children cannot get enough of these.  If you love Cheerios, you will love this autumn twist!

3. Jack Skellington Lip Balm

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

This is my personal favorite!!  This lip balm is the cutest and the fact that it’s pumpkin spice just makes it that much better!


SEE MORE:  20 Fall Treats That Aren’t Pumpkin


4. Ghirardelli Pumpkin Spice Caramels

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

These are the classic decadent Ghirardelli milk chocolate squares but with a hint of fall.  I love them.

5. Pumpkin Spice Milanos

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

I have a weakness for Milano cookies.  I love the buttery shortbread and this sweet layer of pumpkin spice with the usual chocolate is lovely,

6.  Pumpkin Spice Biscotti

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

What is better than hot chocolate on a crisp fall morning?  Hot Chocolate with pumpkin spice biscotti!


SEE MORE:  Pumpkin Pie Cupcakes


7.  Pumpkin Spice Syrup

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

Pour this all over oatmeal pancakes.  You will thank me.

8. Pumpkin Spice Cookies

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

You had me at Spiced Vanilla Glaze!

9. Pumpkin Spice Yogurt Pretzels

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

I’m a sucker for a good yogurt pretzel and these look amazing.  The cherry on top would be mixing these with a bag of chocolate yogurt pretzels!

10. Pumpkin Pie Sauce

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

Grab a cheesecake from Costco and just smother it in this sauce.  Top with whipped cream and you are a chef now.


SEE MORE:  Pumpkin Spice Caramel Popcorn Recipe


11. Pumpkin Spice Almonds

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

For when you need a fall snack on the go!

12. Pumpkin Spice Oreo Cookies 

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

I love these.  These are also the perfect crust for a pumpkin cheesecake.  Just crush a bag, add some melted butter and smash into a pie tin.  Delicious!

13.  Pumpkin Pie M&M’s

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

Anyone else keep getting hooked on all of the fun M&M flavors?  This one is particularly good, but I do miss the pumpkin spice latte ones from last year!


SEE MORE:  10 Ways to Decorate Pumpkins Without Carving


14. Werther’s Original Pumpkin Spice Caramels

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

This way you can get Grandma on board with the pumpkin spice trend.

15. Pumpkin Spice Instant Oatmeal

Your guide to all things pumpkin spice

I love this stuff.  Chop up some pecans or walnuts and mix with whole milk and you have the perfect Saturday morning breakfast.  It is so yummy!

What are some of your favorite Pumpkin Spice Treats??

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Pumpkin Spice Caramel Cheesecake Mousse

Pumpkin Spice Cheesecake Caramel Mousse! A delicious and easy no bake dessert! Perfect for a fall party or Thanksgiving.

I finally came up with the most delicious pumpkin spice recipe! Even though I’m not a huge pumpkin fan, I’m jumping on the pumpkin craze and sharing this VERY GOOD, easy to make no bake Pumpkin Spice Caramel Cheesecake Mousse. You will absolutely love this, I promise!

Lately, I’ve been baking and cooking like a mad woman! I mean, have you seen my new white kitchen??? You would too if you were me right? If you haven’t taken the new kitchen tour, check out my before and after photos–> here. I still pinch myself that I live in all of that happy white space!

I’m also incredibly happy to have a functional kitchen just in time for the holidays. We have been dealing with construction and eating out for months. What a crazy summer it’s been! Now the fall whether is rolling into Texas and we’re getting out our boots and sweaters. Who else loves this time of year? I LOVE IT! So, I can’t wait to make this pumpkin spice recipe again.

If you need a simple dessert recipe for Thanksgiving or a holiday party, try making this whipped mousse. It’s made with homemade whipped cream, pumpkin puree, ginger snap cookies and caramel. All of my favorite fall flavors.

Head over to the Oriental Trading Company’s blog to get the entire recipe. I love writing for them and would love to hear what you think of this tasty dessert! Thanks ~ Amy

Click here –> for the Pumpkin Spice Caramel Cheesecake Mousse Recipe

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You might also like these favorite fall Thanksgiving recipes:

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A quick and easy homemade breakfast in less than 25 minutes! Pumpkin Spice Latte Cinnamon Rolls make any morning feel special! With a hint of coffee, cream cheese and pumpkin spices, your taste buds will jump for joy.

Butterscotch Caramel Coffee Recipe. Perfect for a cold night!

Chocolate caramel pumpkin cobbler dessert recipe in a jar with free printable tags for gifts.

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